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S T A L K H E R : K A Y A S C O D E L A R I O

some girls have all the luck. kaya scodelario is one of those females. with absolutely no acting experience, she was cast in the hit e4 show, skins, at the tender age of fourteen. perhaps her lack of experience in the trade helps explain why her character is silent for the entire first season.

mute or not, the young bird who plays effy on skins is absolutely stunning. and in the critically-acclaimed series, one would hardly even notice that she's lacking formal training. her character deals with issues such as being drugged, almost being raped, dealing with boys she's just not that into, having offbeat friends, helping her brother with his condition, scoring the most adorably whorish outfits and finding all the best parties. through all of which, miss scodelario steals the show.

you can catch this fox in the first four seasons of skins. you can also check her out in the already released film, moon, watch out for shank on dvd in which she plays tasha in the fall and mark your calendar for her appearance in the upcoming wuthering heights.

S T A L K H E R : L E I G H L E Z A R K

despite an air of aloofness at all times, giving the cold shoulder to anyone below her in social stature and not giving a fuck what the media thinks of her, leigh lezark has an intense, almost cultish following of both the male and female set. 

a bona fide downtown nyc scenester, she is one-third of the insanely popular deejay trio that is the misshapes, and has also established a pretty legitimate modeling career, gracing the pages of vogue, v, vanity fair and new york magazine. 

the beauty of this misnamed (although, she definitely plays the part, it becomes a misnomer once she warms up) "princess coldstare" is that she has an immense desire to pave her own path. she consistently looks like she just rolled out of bed, but when new york magazine inquired, she retorted with "i don't just roll out of bed, honey." providing further proof that on the exterior she may look sweet, but initially on the interior, she's a little frosty.

but, that didn't stop max minghella from warming up to her; the two were shacked up together for about two years.

check out the misnamed vixen in the misshapes, then once you've developed a slight obsession, head over to the gawker and check out her healthy-obsession-inducing photos.

photo: the cobra snake

S T A L K H E R : M A R I O N C O T I L L A R D

she's french. she admits to have feeling broken and shy as a youth, but has since blossomed. the arts course through her veins, as she comes from a long line of actors, sculptors, directors and writers. due to being french, she always seems effortlessly thrown together and has an air of nonchalant calmness and sophistication. she can't separate her own self worth from her acting, they are, and always will be, indefinitely linked to each other.

present day, so many actors could just as easily be called entertainers, and we could leave it just at that. but, marion is a true artist, vehemently devoted to her craft, committing completely to her roles and forgoing any sense of self consciousness, giving herself entirely over to the character. and, that is exactly why you can expect even more great things to come from the elegant beauty.

unfortunately she's off the market. and, since it most likely won't come to fruition, you might want to keep your stalking to a minimum. she's officially romantically linked to the famed french actor and director, guillaume canet. but, i'd regret not putting this out there, but if i ever were to be in a big love-type of situation, i could only hope that it'd all take place within the canet-cotillard household.

photo: fuckyeahmarioncotillard

S T A L K H E R : P O R T I A D O U B L E D A Y

ladies, i hate to burst your bubble, but there are a lot of very pretty girls out there. they're a dime a dozen. you can walk into a bar, target, a library, a cafe, a college classroom or an office building, and you're pretty much bound to find at least a handful of moderately attractive females. however, with that said, finding a beautiful, talented and truly intelligent woman is a completely other story. but regardless of their rarity, i mined the silver screen and interweb for one this weekend.

if you took my suggestion last week, you've already seen the sexy, talented and crazy smart portia doubleday as the ravishing sheeni saunders in miguel arteta's film adaptation of the c.d. payne novel, youth in revolt. the 21-year-old los angeles native stems from a long line of actors, including her mother, father and older sister, which must attribute to the fact that she's a complete natural. despite being a rookie (youth in revolt is her first feature film), she steals the scene away from the famed michael cera on numerous occasions, and also can hold her own against a veteran cast, including jean smart, steve buscemi, justin long and zach galifianakis. the actress is also firmly committed to staying grounded, staying in school at california state university, northridge, all while maintaining a budding career.

in the film, sheeni tells nick (cera), "i've only made love once. it was less than erotic." but, she assures him that it gets better with practice. well, if the same applies to her adeptness at acting, after a little more practice, she's likely to completely blow our minds.

photo: interview magazine

S T A L K H E R : B A R R E F A E L I

 
not that you're reading this (and, hey, i don't blame you), but bar rafaeli was recently chosen as the face of the latest lingerie line for passionata. and all i really have to say to that is well played, kids, well played.

and this campaign probably has nothing to due with leo trying to get back on her good side this past week... seriously, why would you even considering leaving that for lindsay lohan and kate bosworth?!

for more photos, head over to the superficial. and, you might want to consider some privacy...

S T A L K H E R : L I L Y C O L E

it pains me to say it, but it's pretty clear by now that miss lohan has relinquished her title as most do-able ginger. so, with the spot up for grabs, you're probably wondering who brandon davis will be screaming fire crotch at next. my pick would be the sexy, sophisticated and smart lily cole.

the british model slash actress is currently studying art history at cambridge university and has appeared in multiple films, including alongside the late heath ledger in the imaginarium of of doctor parnassus and the mockumentary, rage, with jude law. she's been in vogue, v, and citizen k magazines countless times and made appearances in the ad campaigns for chanel, christian lacroix, hermes, longchamp, topshop and anna sui. 

as far as her acting career goes, she says, "i still have a lot to learn and hope that i'll always think that and continue to get better... being a model helped because i'm comfortable in front of a camera."

now, that's what we like to hear...

S T A L K H E R : A M B E R H E A R D

as if the excitement of seeing hundreds of sorority girls running from bar to bar (why, oh, why can't they use pogo sticks as forms of transportation) in skimpy mind-blowingly slutty halloween costumes wasn't enough, you now have amber heard to creepily stare at from afar. 

or from outside her hollywood home... hey, it's your criminal record.

fhm just named her the new scream queen due to the fact that she's landed four roles where the director just wants her to scream. 

huh. wonder why?

S T A L K H E R : T A Y L O R W A R R E N

since angelina jolie has been way more into diapers and play dates than lingerie and kama sutra and we're all pretty sure that megan fox is ass crazy, there's an opening for a new girl who will make straight girls question their, well, straightness.

my pick? taylor warren, the twenty-two-year-old model from the big apple. i'm hoping that taylor's personal style of un peu francais and a whole lot of rock and roll translates into how she couchez's... maybe i'm reading too much into it, but she did say, and i quote, "it's so silly, but i just love having my picture taken." 

huh? uh huh...

S T A L K H E R : K A T R I N A B O W D E N

photo source: the superficial.

last night, i had a serious internal conflict going on. after, literally, hours of debate and going back and forth, i finally made my decision...

katrina bowden looks way hotter wet.

however, you can test my conclusion by seeing her dry (unless there's a beach episode coming up...during fall...in new york city), starting next week, on 30 rock, playing the stereotypical, scantily clad secretary, cerie xerox. 

thank you, tina fey, for your pure, literary genius.

S T A L K H E R : T A Y L O R J A C O B S O N

maybe it's the fact that i would kill to have taylor boss me around as she does to brad on the rachel zoe project, but i am totally hot for stylist associate.

i keep flipping my channel to bravo hoping that the hot, indie, i-don't-give-a-shiiit badass will steam up my screen with a sexy solo shower scene. i mean, this is reality tv, right? and showers are a daily activity. let's remain true to life, producers, okay? sadly, as far as i've seen, miss jacobson has remained modestly clothed (although she looks damn good doing it) on both seasons of the show, thus far...

here's to hoping taylor and water are all a part of bravo's sweeps week strategy.